New Nepali funny shayari 'Khaat bhachine chha' in Nepali

These New Nepali funny shayari are presented just for fun. Have fun by reading these funny shayari in nepali or sharing them with your friends.
You can send these Nepali Funny SMS between girlfriend, boyfriend or wife, and husband through various social media or as SMS on mobile. In these funny sayari, we just try to tell about different funny situation between lovers or friends.

We have also published different romantic love story shayari, hindi dard shayari, love status and cards for lovers.

Khaat bhachine chha- Nepali funny Shayari

Cap Hanine chha,

Rap Hanine chha,

Timi disco ma aayera ta here,

Chyaper aangalo ma,

Kiss khae dine chha,

New Nepali funny shayari

Moj garine chha,

Bhoj garine chha,

Timi signal matra diyera hera,

Timro mero bihe ma,

Khasi katine chha,

Din aatine chha,
Raat mattine chha,

Tension na leu timi aba,
Timro mero romance ma,
Khaat bhachine chha.

Man saatine chha,

Tan saatine chha,

Timi le bhanera ta matra hera,

Yekai choti ko paryas ma,

Son niskine chha.

Dhoka thokna thalyo- New Nepali funny Shayari

Dherai dhaye maile kanxi 

Timro yaad ma yaha ka Bhatti haru.

Bhatti tira dhauda dhaudai,

Chayatna thalyo juta ka patti haru.

Khattu ko nasha ma huda,

Bhattini nai man parna thalyo.

Kholera bhitra pase ko matra thiye,

Budhale dhoka thokna thalyo.

Chodera teti kai bhagna kojda,

Toilet ko kotha ma jhyal thiyen.

Vendilation bata bahiriyer herda,

Mero nieto muni ko mal thiyen.

Dina thalyo lathi- New Nepali funny Shayari

Yeka raat ko kura ho sathi,

Teslai manauna gaye poola mathi.

Pugera yeta uta herko matra thiye,

Teska baule fata fat dina thalyo lathi.

Aas na gara timi ki bhetna aau chhu,

Tayo raat ko ghanta ajhai pani taja chhan.

Kiss magdai ma kaha man chhu,

Othma toke ko dag ajhai pani gadha chhan.

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